Thread: Police seize 39 guns in raid at house in rural south Auckland

Bloody terrorist muskets terrorising everyone terribly.

Originally Posted by GravelBen

Bloody terrorist muskets terrorising everyone terribly.

Terrorist Muskets fire bullets that hit the same way no matter which way round they are loaded,"our job is to limit the number of terrorist Muskets in the Community,which unbelievably can sometimes be found on the walls of living rooms across the Country" Said Inspector Knee-jerk of east Tamaki Police .

Inspector Jerk urges anyone who suspects another person who might be in posession of any kind og firearm to contact Police so they can get their Doors Kicked in too.

Originally Posted by norsk

Terrorist Muskets fire bullets that hit the same way no matter which way round they are loaded,"our job is to limit the number of terrorist Muskets in the Community,which unbelievably can sometimes be found on the walls of living rooms across the Country" Said Inspector Knee-jerk of east Tamaki Police .

Inspector Jerk urges anyone who suspects another person who might be in posession of any kind og firearm to contact Police so they can get their Doors Kicked in too.

Unlimited multi-directional bullets give civilian shooters far too many options. STUFF.CONZ quotes the guy's local Green MP asking the question we all think but don't dare to ask: "Why would anyone need bullets like that?!?"

Originally Posted by Cordite

Unlimited multi-directional bullets give civilian shooters far too many options. STUFF.CONZ quotes the guy's local Green MP asking the question we all think but don't dare to ask: "Why would anyone need bullets like that?!?"

"It is quite unbelievable in this day and age that people are allowed access to assault muskets and knives" said Miss Halfmoon Dolphin of the Green Party.

"In addition to firing multidirectional bullets the actual bullets themselves are made from lead,a metal known to cause birth defects. Even if you miss the target something still dies" Miss Dolphin said further.

We the staff at stuff.co.nz think it's time the shooter of New Zealand give up their Muskets and prevent any more "death by missing".

#amississtillakill
#firesoncekillstwice

Originally Posted by norsk

"It is quite unbelievable in this day and age that people are allowed access to assault muskets and knives" said Miss Halfmoon Dolphin of the Green Party.

"In addition to firing multidirectional bullets the actual bullets themselves are made from lead,a metal known to cause birth defects. Even if you miss the target something still dies" Miss Dolphin said further.

We the staff at stuff.co.nz think it's time the shooter of New Zealand give up their Muskets and prevent any more "death by missing".

#amississtillakill
#firesoncekillstwice

Everything you said is true, except 'Miss Halfmoon Dolphin' and 'Green Party'. Who has a surname like that and what is a Green Party? Lead poison for sure, I shot myself in the foot with a 25 Gecado pellet gun 56 years ago and the pellet remains in situ. People talked in hushed tones and pointed a lot, from about 4 years after the mishap...

Originally Posted by outlander

Everything you said is true, except 'Miss Halfmoon Dolphin' and 'Green Party'. Who has a surname like that and what is a Green Party? Lead poison for sure, I shot myself in the foot with a 25 Gecado pellet gun 56 years ago and the pellet remains in situ. People talked in hushed tones and pointed a lot, from about 4 years after the mishap...

lead in solid form isnt too toxic ( i got a 22 in the shoulder), the main lead poisoning is in its gaseous or liquid form. then its an accumulative poison and hard to rid your body of except let it "wear off"

I'm going to ignore this thread until the full story comes out which I expect to be rather a while

Originally Posted by 308

I'm going to ignore this thread until the full story comes out which I expect to be rather a while

Yes, @308, we can wait all we want to. NZ family courts work like the UK's secret anti terror courts - the Press is not allowed in.

Anyway he is safely pronounced guilty by reason of his former gang associates. Ex-cop, likely at least ex-wifebeater.

Originally Posted by Cordite

likely at least ex-wifebeater.

habit of wearing singlets in public?

Originally Posted by GravelBen

habit of wearing singlets in public?

probably black ones

Originally Posted by 308

I'm going to ignore this thread until the full story comes out which I expect to be rather a while

Agreed Who F***** Knows?

As we have seen time and time again it's hard to believe anything the press say these days and then both the police and family courts (if that's where this came from) are known to make some balls ups.