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    Quote Originally Posted by Wirehunt View Post
    And now systolic edits after he fucks up. Your a dick, don't want to own your mistake?
    I edited pub to cafe within 10 seconds of reading your post saying cafe.

    How many seconds were you in the cafe with your shotgun outside before the cops found out it was there?

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    Wouldn't be 600

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wirehunt View Post
    Wouldn't be 600
    How long would it have taken for someone else to walk past and steal the gun off your bike?

    And you wouldn't have even noticed it was gone because you claim you didn't realise you had it with you.

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    How much alcohol had you drunk?

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    Not long ago I took the wife and kids up to the club for a wee shoot.

    Takes me 6 mins to and from the club. Was a weekday and no one else was there or had been there going by the range book.
    Had a good time, cleaned up when finished and loaded everyone in the lux and headed home.
    Grabbed my range bag and went straight to the safe to put away my short guns. One was missing? Panic set in and I threw my range bag back in the truck and broke some records getting back to the range. No gun there.
    My guts churned but I went thru my range bag again and for some reason found I had put the gun in a different pouch on the bag that I have never used to store a gun before. 😆



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    And you would be a useless witness. Show me where I claimed I didn't have it with me? NEVER DID cause it was with me, just not where I thought it was.

    But you are very sidetracked again. I've done my day.....the cop that did worse has got jack shit.

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    How much had you drunk by the time the cops turned up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by systolic View Post
    How much alcohol had you drunk?
    systolic. FUCK OFF.
    Rabbiters unlike chippys don't drink piss at work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wirehunt View Post
    systolic. FUCK OFF.
    Rabbiters unlike chippys don't drink piss at work.
    How can you see to shoot rabbits if you can't see a shotgun on your bike?

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    Bedtime for me now. If I stay up too much longer, I won't get a root.

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    I guess you wouldn't understand that the bike is setup for looking for rabbits not looking at how pretty the shotgun is. Have you actually used a rifle or gun for real systolic? I guess if you own one you sit around polishing it all night....

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    Quote Originally Posted by systolic View Post
    Bedtime for me now. If I stay up too much longer, I won't get a root.

    I'm sure your hand will wait.

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    Last edited by Tommy; 13-06-2017 at 02:47 PM.
    Identify your target beyond all doubt

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    Tommy what is that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sideshow View Post
    Tommy what is that?
    It's a magic number
    Identify your target beyond all doubt

 

 

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