Thread: Poor pig islanders

Originally Posted by Wirehunt

A good friend wins awards in shit for her coffee roasting Doubt very much if the jafas know how to fill the entry forms.

Arrowtown of all places, very good HOT coffee $2.50, $3.50 average. Hell some places free. Pig island, bad luke warm coffee $5 and SLOW!

a] drink fuckin tea like a real man
b]being a transplant I don't get how many of you hillbillies kill each other on straight pieces of road.??
fuck what your problem with corners???
ive been behind some of you male/female and its like you have menstrual fits when you see anything more than a gentle curve.
c] jaffas area exception to every rule cos theyre fuckin JAFFAS.
its all that muggy wheather and being isolated in their own little enclaves.
howick ellerslie east poncevill .

Bummer no bands play concerts in banjo land. We could come down and hang with the yokels.

haha midnight oils coming to Christchurch aint they??
finally some shit that,l make sence.
''hello from the otherside''
otherside of fuckin what cook straight??
''all of me loves all of you''
john you no taller than a snake sitting on its tail and your misses is a big arse Asian chick that probablty beats your arse up every night.
I bet you scream you love her as she,s kung fu,in your short arse.
''how can we sleep when our beds are burning''
no ambiguity or false narrative there cos that's fuckin music.
the hardest part will be getting to and from the concert without getting killed by one of my corner hating straight road panicking villagers or getting stabbed and or robbed in chch.