Thread: Poor pig islanders

I think you will find that statistically the majority of people living in Auckland were born outside of Auckland
And a lot of people born in Auckland are looking to get out

Originally Posted by Wirehunt

What do I do with the whippets and pointers?

whip them and point at them of couse!

I hear there is some ginga playing in Dunners in a bit, wonder why not in the island of the pig?

Ginge singers are banned up here. It's part of pig islands long term breeding strategy to thin out those of the ginge tinge by 2020.

You're not a ginge are you WH? Explains all that anger

Angry gingas reminds me of the programme Undatables

i feel for you mate maybe your just angry because they shut the jaffa factory down in Dunedin

Originally Posted by sako75

I think you will find that statistically the majority of people living in Auckland were born outside of Auckland
And a lot of people born in Auckland are looking to get out

and the rest either cant afford to live there or cant afford to leave

Ginge singers are banned up here. It's part of pig islands long term breeding strategy to thin out those of the ginge tinge by 2020.

seems to be efective cant remember the last day walker i saw here

Originally Posted by gsp follower

and the rest either cant afford to live there or cant afford to leave


seems to be efective cant remember the last day walker i saw here

I have a plan

Originally Posted by Wirehunt

I feel sorry for you lot, HOWEVER that doesn't mean you can pack up and come down.

Had to go to jafaland Saturday night for a concert, at least that was great. Drove into town at 18:00 was outta there by 00:00....was meant to stay the night and see a few people Sunday, decided that a much wiser move was to get the hell out fast before I had to kill someone, possibly several people. Then there would be all that please explain, and court n shit.

You lot get fucked over buying coffee. Badly. Tastes like shit generally and is expensive, out of 10 coffees bought three were ok. You pig islanders can even fuck up a black coffee with no sugar.
Petrol. tisk tisk.
Driving. Do you lot, or is it compulsory thing to go to the fuckwit driving school? LOOKING LONG AND HARD AT JAFAS.
Service...I thought the south had gotten bad, how wrong was I...

Never fucking ever bitch about the amount of trucks on the roads in the north. EEEVVVEERR. 38 trucks between jafaville and Wellington, including a couple of buses. A shorter distance by well over 100km in the south, 155 trucks, same highway and didn't include trucks on road words down here.
And the flash roads you've got.....

But the kicker.......the fucking TERRIBLE tourist drivers we get down here, and they are bad, make a lot of jafa drivers look even worse. Or put it the other way jafas make the worst tourist drivers look good.

Us southerners are starting to pool resources to see if we can ban jafas from all inbound ferries and planes.
PS: Rabbit problem in Taihape....10 in a 10 metre radius is a problem
ALMOST stopped the ute coming back off the ferry to kiss the southern dirt....

Sorry to tell you this though Wire Hunt what you earn in 12 months takes me three and that's not working Fridays either got to be some advantage for the Jaffa issues