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  1. 02-12-2021, 09:34 PM #1
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    I try to find a virgin goat, a sharp knife and a block of edam.
    A portable speaker cranking ABBA and some skin tight outfit.
    Full moon usually works best.
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    So on the whole: One has a bush poo, one listens to Iron Maiden, one does things to a goat with a block of edam. Maybe I shouldn't have asked...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MFP View Post
    So on the whole: One has a bush poo, one listens to Iron Maiden, one does things to a goat with a block of edam. Maybe I shouldn't have asked...
    Could probably incorporate all of the above into one dam fine goat 'blessing' ceremony
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    Quote Originally Posted by 40mm View Post
    Could probably incorporate all of the above into one dam fine goat 'blessing' ceremony
    Don’t want to get caught with a goat! A guy that lived across the road from the sawmill, got caught by his wife shagging it. She was a bit upset, she moved a bed and his belongings out on to an open veranda, he was allowed inside the house for meals, but if he like goats more than her, he could live on the veranda. So that’s what happened, the first meal after that was curried goat. True story
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maca49 View Post
    Don’t want to get caught with a goat! A guy that lived across the road from the sawmill, got caught by his wife shagging it. She was a bit upset, she moved a bed and his belongings out on to an open veranda, he was allowed inside the house for meals, but if he like goats more than her, he could live on the veranda. So that’s what happened, the first meal after that was curried goat. True story
    But you shag 1! goat
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sideshow View Post
    But you shag 1! goat
    It’s not the best fuck on the farm! That’s a cow, you shove it up there nose and their tongue comes out and licks your balls!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 40mm View Post
    A portable speaker cranking ABBA .
    thats just sick.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by 40mm View Post
    I try to find a virgin goat, a sharp knife and a block of edam.
    A portable speaker cranking ABBA and some skin tight outfit.
    Full moon usually works best.
    abba? go wash your mouth out with soap!!!!
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