Thread: Sandflies and Fly Camping

have you galahs never heard of the westcoast cure .

sit

right in one hand take a very bloody large bottle of whiskey

the other a handful of sand and keep a heap close by

good
now pour the bloody whiskey all over yourself rub sand into the tender areas and roll round in the rest!


wee fuckers zoom in for a feed get horribly pissed and chuck rocks at each other -whose hangin round .

some parts of the coast theyre that large and numerous a shotgun is required to fend the bastards off - no 8 shot does it nicely -be a little careful though letting a cha srge go round ya wifes best friend or your arse cheeks!