Thread: Unlawful hunting charge

Originally Posted by kotuku

no mate I dont, nor would i.
any so called cool dudes that have heard one of my missals generally fuck off sharpish in opposite direction
.the last mob TXt'd my son sayin aint comin back to your place bro -your old man is a seriously scarey dude
.that was a mob of wannabe boyracers with their pissed wee tart in tow.
me -wel lhaving a quiet ale and listening to the boasting politely asked if theyd ever given thought to people (often not much older)who have to attend incidents where high poweredscars and underpowered young brains combine to attempt plastic surgeries by powerpole etc.
had they ever thought of the undertaker or embalmer who tries to reaasemble the remains of what once was a lively young human,so all those grieving can pay last respects(including this mob!)
distinctly uncomfortable ,they headed for their cool Ford laser
.
didnt make it
as i let rip with a 130decibel army voice-"stand fucking still-come here i will teach you the correct funeral drills so at least if you are carrying the casket you can show them a modicum of respect!which you aint up till this point!"
son and his mate (yep both veteran boy racers but grown out of it)shouted me a beer reckoning that was quite some show! curiously enough One of the prats turned up a while ago wanting son to fix his car-
mate its a heap of shit but you can talk to the old man while i take a look.
you dont need to be Einstein to guess the punchline!

in all seriousness-we will have negligible effect on a lot of them cause they went through school when a certain female PM unleashed her pet hirsuite sandal wearing bearded female educational experts a,clime where a whole industry grew up around telling these kids all about their rights and how to resist parents and authoritarian enquiry.
what noone told em was rights carry responsibility-a bit ironic eh if ya young lass starts the night in coolboyfriends car but ends night on an embalming table in assorted bits!

Shit that was some speech and a bloody good one at that Kotuku.
Glad I'm well passed that stage in my life..