Thread: Why My Deer Cartridge is Better than Yours

Originally Posted by caberslash

My scope is better than yours

Must be all that blowing on ya bag that makes ya eyes bulge

I dont need another cartridge...I can miss perfectly well with the ones Ive already got.....

Dear @Hermitage,

I regret to inform you that your deer cartridge of choice is not better than mine. However in this day and age of mis/disinformation it is easy to understand how you reached such a conclusion. For your convenience in transitioning to the best deer cartridge I recommend reviewing the seven stages of grief:

1. Shock, and denial
2. Pain, and guilt
3. Anger, and bargaining
4. Depression, reflection, and loneliness
5. The upward turn
6. Reconstruction, and working through
7. Acceptance, and hope

If you require assistance in this difficult time I am here to help (If you believe you have received this message in error and we do indeed shoot the same cartridge please disregard this message).

Regards,
Magnetite

I believe we have all been decieved..the title SHOULD have read "my dear cartridge" so it could still be taken one of too ways.
my dear cartridge as it one you hold in high reguard,it is dear to your heart,you have feelings of joy when it is mentioned...like the mighty .270 win

OR my dear cartridge as it it hurts your wallet to even think about buying more rounds for it $6-7-8 per round...like the 6.5 creampuff

As an aside, Douglas Adams' 42 as the answer to the ultimate question - what is the meaning of life? The sum of the dots on a dice is 21. The meaning of life is... 2 die!

Originally Posted by RUMPY

Why didn't he just say he's got a 270.

It's almost certain.

You need to remember folks, Hermitage is a school teacher.
Often teachers are asked to teach about stuff they have no idea about. Usually their students have no idea about the subject either, so both sides fall for it.
In this instance, poor old (young actually) Hermitage forgot who he is trying to fool.

Originally Posted by Bol Tackshin

As an aside, Douglas Adams' 42 as the answer to the ultimate question - what is the meaning of life? The sum of the dots on a dice is 21. The meaning of life is... 2 die!

This is quite the opposite to my belief. Without getting all philosophical I believe the meaning of life is to survive. No matter what happens to most people they try get out of the situation alive. I still understand that we all eventually die somehow too.

Hah... it's one of those arguments I can't lose....as long as my cartridge and rifle remain anonymous.

But I'm happy you all saw the humour in it.

PS. @RUMPY I think your 'meaning to life is to survive' is also called the 'will to live'.

PPS. My favorite deer cartridge is still better than yours

Originally Posted by Hermitage

Hah... it's one of those arguments I can't lose....as long as my cartridge and rifle remain anonymous.

But I'm happy you all saw the humour in it.

PS. @RUMPY I think your 'meaning to life is to survive' is also called the 'will to live'.

PPS. My favorite deer cartridge is still better than yours

Im running that its a typo in the orginal ops opening statement and hes now just doubling down to save face.....we see this all the time nowa days....so sad

Wahts its ment to say is that your bullet IS better than mine

He begs to differ

Originally Posted by Hermitage

Hah... it's one of those arguments I can't lose....as long as my cartridge and rifle remain anonymous.

But I'm happy you all saw the humour in it.

PS. @RUMPY I think your 'meaning to life is to survive' is also called the 'will to live'.

PPS. My favorite deer cartridge is still better than yours

Unless you are running one of those rainbow calibers
(which will instantly void your statement), there's a chance I'll have the caliber you are quoting. So on that count we are equal.
It will then come down to numbers taken with it.
Willing back yourself against some of the oldies on here?

No if he’s a school teacher he will have definitely beaten you I. The paper punching game

Originally Posted by RUMPY

Why didn't he just say he's got a 270.

its much worse. He has a 25-06

Originally Posted by 300CALMAN

He begs to differ

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