Thread: 2018 Colorado

If your ute was a rock:

Hilux - Its a nice shiny rock, the man who gave it to you told you it was special. When you throw it your sure it goes further and faster than everyone else's rock.
Navara - You had a rock like this before but one day you threw it and it broke in two. This rock feels better but when you throw it you still worry it might happen again.
Mercedes - They told you it was a fossil and you got really excited. Then you looked around and found some ordinary rocks that looked just the same, your not so excited any more.
Amarok - It's a large flat rock. People say it looks pretty so you put it on a chain and wear it around town. You stick glitter on it. You tell people its a stone. You think everyone is jealous of your stone.
Ford - It's a BIG rock. When you pick it up and throw it you feel like a man. You think it might be flint because sometimes you can start fires with it. But you heard they might make you use a smaller rock next time, and that worries you.
Dmax - Its a grey rock, you found it on the side of the road. You throw it and it flies like a rock. When you get home there is a lose nail in the deck to you hammer it in with the rock. You leave it by the front door because it might be useful tomorrow. It's a rock.
Colorado - It's a smooth round rock. You throw it and it feels like a rock. Your daughter paints it for you and you love it. It's a rock
Ssangyong - It's a rough rock. You cut yourself on the sharp edges. You get sick of it but no one else wants it.

Originally Posted by Barefoot

If your ute was a rock:

Hilux - Its a nice shiny rock, the man who gave it to you told you it was special. When you throw it your sure it goes further and faster than everyone else's rock.
Navara - You had a rock like this before but one day you threw it and it broke in two. This rock feels better but when you throw it you still worry it might happen again.
Mercedes - They told you it was a fossil and you got really excited. Then you looked around and found some ordinary rocks that looked just the same, your not so excited any more.
Amarok - It's a large flat rock. People say it looks pretty so you put it on a chain and wear it around town. You stick glitter on it. You tell people its a stone. You think everyone is jealous of your stone.
Ford - It's a BIG rock. When you pick it up and throw it you feel like a man. You think it might be flint because sometimes you can start fires with it. But you heard they might make you use a smaller rock next time, and that worries you.
Dmax - Its a grey rock, you found it on the side of the road. You throw it and it flies like a rock. When you get home there is a lose nail in the deck to you hammer it in with the rock. You leave it by the front door because it might be useful tomorrow. It's a rock.
Colorado - It's a smooth round rock. You throw it and it feels like a rock. Your daughter paints it for you and you love it. It's a rock
Ssangyong - It's a rough rock. You cut yourself on the sharp edges. You get sick of it but no one else wants it.

I love it but you forgot the Mitsi and Great Wall utes

Originally Posted by mikee

I love it but you forgot the Mitsi and Great Wall utes

Great Wall - You have a grenade. It seems to work like a rock, though. It should be fine...

Originally Posted by Solo

Great Wall - You have a grenade, it's a dud. You use it like a rock, but worry some day it will be a grenade.

Fixed it