Thread: Getting Banned

Originally Posted by Toby

I get don't make threats and shit but anything you wouldn't want your grandma to hear, come on!

The internet would be a woolen jersey and some fresh baked scones. gotta have blood and guts

Toby

I love wooley jerseys and as anyone who knows me would attest..... I would crawl a mile over broken glass for a freshly baked scone.

I once proposed marriage to a woman based solely on her ability to cook the best bacon and cheese scones I had ever tasted.

Her husband heard my proposal from the back of the shop and wasn't opposed to the idea for some reason either.

She turned me down, I was understandably gutted, but she said I could come back anytime I wanted to buy some more of her scones.

Cheers
Pete