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    Quote Originally Posted by Mathias View Post
    Ahh Dundee, you sure??....some woman at work aye hmmm fess up
    My wheels are the mud bug
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dundee View Post
    My wheels are the mud bug
    Is that a cycle helmet?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 300CALMAN View Post
    Is that a cycle helmet?!
    Frigged if i know just wear whats left on the bike
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dundee View Post
    My wheels are the mud bug
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    Wear your undies on the outside, leave your vest open, ride fast and pretend to be superman
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    Quote Originally Posted by 300CALMAN View Post
    Story?
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    Please excuse spelling, as finger speed is sometimes behind brain spped........ Or maybe the other wayy.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by 300CALMAN View Post
    Too close to the water blaster? They missed a bit
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    smacked by a wallaby?

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    OK you all get one clue.. It happened in Australia
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    Quote Originally Posted by 300CALMAN View Post
    OK you all get one clue.. It was in Australia
    YA hit an Abbo who was laying in the road

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy79 View Post
    YA hit an Abbo who was laying in the road
    Well that's kind of the story but... not.

    Family member driving home at night, saw nothing but heard an almighty thump. Got out of the car looking for the culprit thinking they had hit someones dog or worse. Couldn't find anything on the road so looked at the front of the car... no damage. Next morning found the kangaroo print. Apparently before the insurance assessor cleaned the front of the guard you could see the head print also!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 300CALMAN View Post
    Well that's kind of the story but... not.

    Family member driving home at night, saw nothing but heard an almighty thump. Got out of the car looking for the culprit thinking they had hit someones dog or worse. Couldn't find anything on the road so looked at the front of the car... no damage. Next morning found the kangaroo print. Apparently before the insurance assessor cleaned the front of the guard you could see the head print also!
    Half points to Stuart then ^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibo View Post
    Half points to Stuart then ^^
    OK it was a native Australian.
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    One of our Czech workers . Using Google Maps to find shortest route to a dance party up in Hanmer . Haha a paper road that lead into the river . Car is a right off. He only just brought it 2 weeks ago .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Munsey View Post

    One of our Czech workers . Using Google Maps to find shortest route to a dance party up in Hanmer . Haha a paper road that lead into the river . Car is a right off. He only just brought it 2 weeks ago .

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    I cant believe people actually do that!...I mean I see it on the internet often but but but
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    "Hunting and fishing" fucking over licenced firearms owners since ages ago.

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