Thread: Total lock down in 48hours

I can just see it now, in the near future there has been a huge increase of deer numbers we now must dumb more 1080 then ever before. In saying that money might be a issue

Get out there boys if ya don’t get stopped on the way you’ll be sweet

So long as you strictly follow the isolation rules. You get it, some one else gets it. Then someone you love dies. All for a deer.

Our son in law in the UK has it. Its not nice. The flu from hell. And now we are sweating for the whole family.

Originally Posted by Tahr

So long as you strictly follow the isolation rules. You get it, some one else gets it. Then someone you love dies. All for a deer.

Our son in law in the UK has it. Its not nice. The flu from hell. And now we are sweating for the whole family.

Exactly think of other people rather than just yourselves............................... for once.

The deer will still be there next year.

And put up that new fence

Sorry I am still confused after all the posts.
Are we allowed to go out hunting alone or not?

Originally Posted by Synthetic

Sorry I am still confused after all the posts.
Are we allowed to go out hunting alone or not?

Yes, but they don't want you travelling further than necessary to do it.

And don't take any risks, be more careful than normal because if you damage yourself the hospitals might already be overloaded.

The bit I don't under stand is if you can go to work to pack up and ship out online orders

Then surely people can pay by bank transfer and come pick up there package from the sidewalk.

Its got less contact then if it goes through the courier system.

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Originally Posted by 199p

The bit I don't under stand is if you can go to work to pack up and ship out online orders

Then surely people can pay by bank transfer and come pick up there package from the sidewalk.

Its got less contact then if it goes through the courier system.

I don't think the authorities want to think about all the 'what about this situation' questions, they just want a big simple dumbed down "STAY HOME EVERYONE" they can shout at people.

the red fencing is gone and the house is all finished, those photos were taken during the build. Although I still need to make a barn door for the entrance way but I guess that's not happening for a while now

The current statement by Ardern that If we dont do this, tens of thousands of New Zealanders may die" gives the lie to their rate of decision making.
I am self isolating from today but I have a niggling concern about mail deliveries ; how clean are all the letters, invoices newpapers etc. We are rural mail.

Originally Posted by Woody

The current statement by Ardern that If we dont do this, tens of thousands of New Zealanders may die" gives the lie to their rate of decision making.
I am self isolating from today but I have a niggling concern about mail deliveries ; how clean are all the letters, invoices newpapers etc. We are rural mail.

Letters, Newspapers and invoices? WTF are those?

Originally Posted by Maca49

Letters, Newspapers and invoices? WTF are those?

Fuck it, I am in self imposed lockdown so here goes.

Letters (in this instance) are words written on pieces of paper Typically sent between people that like one another. Being the cantankerous old coot you are, you probably won’t get many.

Newspapers are Fish and Chip wrappers in the larval stage. Generally printed in black on white news print paper, they are full of lies and flights of fancy made up by people called journalists (which is a collective noun for a group of sycophantic people who write stories about other people’s misery because the can’t actually uncover any real news).

Invoices are a claim made by a seller to a buyer where the seller has provided the buyer with a product or service in response to a promise of deferred payment. You will not likely receive any invoices as your wife doesn’t let you have money, let alone buy anything.

How are you holding up you old bugger? I mowed five acres of paddocks with a ride on lawn mower today just to break the boredom. The upside is that my Iwatch says I have done 23,396 steps so I can eat shit loads tonight.

Originally Posted by Rushy

Fuck it, I am in self imposed lockdown so here goes.

Letters (in this instance) are words written on pieces of paper Typically sent between people that like one another. Being the cantankerous old coot you are, you probably won’t get many.

Newspapers are Fish and Chip wrappers in the larval stage. Generally printed in black on white news print paper, they are full of lies and flights of fancy made up by people called journalists (which is a collective noun for a group of sycophantic people who write stories about other people’s misery because the can’t actually uncover any real news).

Invoices are a claim made by a seller to a buyer where the seller has provided the buyer with a product or service in response to a promise of deferred payment. You will not likely receive any invoices as your wife doesn’t let you have money, let alone buy anything.

How are you holding up you old bugger? I mowed five acres of paddocks with a ride on lawn mower today just to break the boredom. The upside is that my Iwatch says I have done 23,396 steps so I can eat shit loads tonight.

I’m still working, essential service, shit pumps on the floor. Will wait till the armed dick turns up to close me down!! Only 23,000 steps? How many flights? Did you arse up and get the message? Ride on are great relaxation!!

Originally Posted by Maca49

I’m still working, essential service, shit pumps on the floor. Will wait till the armed dick turns up to close me down!! Only 23,000 steps? How many flights? Did you arse up and get the message? Ride on are great relaxation!!

178 flights. Just over forty of those will be real from my walk up the hill.